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                                                                 ＊請勿從"頭"抓起!!
                                                          ＊請勿連根拔起!!

                                                       ＊請勿"收"在抽屜裡!!

                                                   ＊請勿隨意使用五爪神功!!

                                                         ＊請勿在魚缸內擺太重之物品!!

                                                        ＊請勿將手腳置入嘴裡!!

                                                               ＊請勿找未成年者喝咖啡聊事非!!
                                                          ＊請勿從小教導情色教育!!

                                                    ＊請勿獨自飲酒做樂!!
                                                ＊請勿吞食無法下嚥之物品!!

                                            ＊烘乾機的用法是不要將重物放進去~這樣夀命才會長久!!

                                            ＊淋浴固然好~但至少來點熱水吧!!

                                           ＊小小年紀還不用玩喉刀那一類的遊戲哦!!
                                              ＊健身房規定：未滿十八歲之少幼年請勿進入!

                                                           ＊請綁上安全帶再漂浮至空中哦!!
                                       ＊購物車底下不需加墊!!

                                            ＊登山背包有一定的載重量，請注意指示標準!!
                                  ＊安全帶請置於胸前，請勿置於臉上!!

                                                       ＊專注力的訓練首要條件，對方需看的見桌面!!

                                             ＊請勿將瓦斯桶在耳邊大叫!!
                                       ＊包裝時請勿讓手腳伸出袋外!!

                                  ＊寵物籠有一定的大小限定，請先確認寵物之大小，再選購!!
                                 ＊請勿於公共場合內做出不雅之動作，如裸露下體!!

                      ＊外出請攜帶包包，請勿在使用尿布時，還想放東西進去(容量有限)!!

                                                   ＊雞腿的食用方式：請記得咀嚼，勿用吸的!!
                                            ＊請勿隨意將舌頭掛在任何瓶口上!! 
                                                            ＊餵奶前請剃毛!!

                         ＊出席任何場合(包含去應徵保母)時請著正式服裝!!